Top Ten signs you've watched too many Infomercials

Yes, in the aura of David Letterman, I've created a Top Ten list. And yes, it is meant to be humorous....anyway, enjoy. This one is intitled: The Top Ten Signs that you've watched too many infomercials.

10: You have (or have bought) >5 Chia-pets
9: You have bought a Cullinery set because it had the "As seen on TV" tag.
8: You have no towels, pots, or lamps, but do own 4 different kinds of vegetable choppers
7: When people think you're done talking, you say, but wait! There's more!
6: You have bought something expensive (such as a boat, car or house) in an easy payment plan (e.g. 10,000 easy payments of $29.99)
5: You own >3 things that "Give you a complete workout without while watching TV!".
4: You have watched the Gem Shopping Channel for fun.
3: While speaking in public, you have said something as "Take it away [Heidi]*!"
2: You have given a Vegetable Chopper (that you bought on TV) as a Wedding Gift.
1: You own a Taco Dispenser

*Insert generic woman's name [here].