As requested, more randomness.

"Unbelievable!"
" I know, isn't it?"
"I'd like to know what can be done about it."
"Nothing, presumably."
"Well, we can't just sit here and do nothing."
"Can't we? Huh....I thought that's what we were doing..."
"No, that's what you were doing."
"Well, it's not like you're doing much yourself."
"I resent that. I have been doing everything in my power to find something we can do."
"I wish you wouldn't. I find physical exertion to be intolerable."
"Ohhh! You find everything to be intolerable!"
"Precisely. It's the only fashonably tolerable thing to do."
"I don't know why I even bother. You are really quite exasperating."
"Better to be exasperating and well known then amiable but unnoticed, I would say."
"I don't see why you bother to be fashonable anyhow."
"I don't. That's just the point. The newest fashon is to be as unfashonable as you possibly can."
"I really don't see how that makes sense"
"You wouldn't. Only those who are fashonably unfashonable can, and I wouldn't reccomend you venturing in on it now, seeing as you've never been fashonable before."
"As if that makes a difference!"
"It does. Lord Forbitter-Hobbes tried to become fashonable last year, and he had a heart-attack."
"But, everyone knew he had a week heart to begin with."
"Yes, but that's what pushed him over the edge, and a good thing too. He threw the most boring dinner-parties..."
"Ohhhh! I just can't stand you a moment longer!"
"Then why don't you sit down, my dear fellow?"
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