Work, Pineapple, and Jazz

Work: noun
1. Physical or mental effort or activity directed toward the production or accomplishment of something.
a. A job; employment.
b. A trade, profession, or other means of livelihood.

The point is fairly obvious, straightforward, and otherwise well-known, and the point is this: Work is not fun for the majority of people, self included. So I think I'm going to get a different job if possible. lol I'd like something with air conditioning. That would be quite nice.

Pineapples. I love pineapple. :D They're delicious, fruity, useful, and wonderfully juicy. They're also extremely acidic. Delicious - Well, I don't think there's need to expound on that one. Pretty self-explanitory. Fruity - Fruit is very, very good for you, as we all know. "Eat your fruits and vegetables." Useful - Did you know? Pineapples will alleviate that feeling of the need to burst after you just stuffed yourself - like after going to an all-you-can-eat buffet. Wonderfully juicy - Juice is one of the best ways to get the liquid you need each day. They - who is "they" really? I don't know if I trust "they" or "them." "They" and "them" are pretty shady characters if you ask me. . . but back to pineapple - "They" say you're supposed to drink eight glasses of water a day. Pff. You really only need to drink when you're thirsty, which, btw, is when most people will drink something. Honestly, "they" think we're pretty stupid.
Flip side! Pineapple is extremely acidic. So if you eat too much of it, your lips and mouth will get pretty chewed up. I ate some tonight and my lips, which weren't chapped or anything, started bleeding. *tsk, tsk, tsk* All things in moderation. Eat your pineapple, just don't get carried away.

And last but not least. Jazz. :D After a long day at that job that you really don't like, after eating pineapple to alleviate the pain of "pigging out" and burning your mouth and lips with natural fruit acids, turn some jazz on and relax. Get a nice cold glass of something non-alcoholic and just lay back and close your eyes for a time, while you let yourself float away on the tones of a saxophone, or soar with the high-notes of a screaming trumpet. Jazz - the ultimate, non-medicinal relaxant.